Beware...Death By Scuba!

I fancy myself as a future scuba whiz. I have only been three times, all at a resort in Jamaica while on my honeymoon, but it grabbed hold quickly and I am currently saving enough money to take lessons and get PADI certified. Hopefully that will allow me to dive on those rare occasions that I get to a place near the ocean!

This cracked me up though...more protective services from the Department of Homeland Security, brought to you by the (un)Patriot(ic) Act.